Zany Reader Pillows

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

Animal Band.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Large Print Book

Success Without Effort

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

Time flies when you're having fun.

Idiots guide to being an idiot.

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

Acme Crazy Straws

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

'Seven billion people - and every one of them a potential purchaser of my book 'The Population Timebomb.''

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"

"I'm reading a mystery. It's a mystery how they can charge $35 for this book."

Silly me: I'm holding my book the right way up...

Lazy man reading a fitness book.

How to profit by not buying books.

'I never believe anything until it's been officially denied at least twice. . .!'

Cat Horoscopes: 'You will spend the day curled up on the comfy chair. In the evening expect a treat from your owner for being so good.'

Coffee-table kids' books