Snarky Reader Pillows

"This book can't be very sophisticated...I understood it right away."

The Snarky District

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

D. H. Lawrence

Declutter Your Life

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

Art Gallery.

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

"I suppose I could fake it."

'I'm determined to get on that ethics committee if I have to bribe or blackmail everyone I know.'

"...Selected for redundancy due to lengthy and unexplained absence ... blah...blah..."

'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'

"No, the guy who had this job before me didn't retire - he escaped."

"Your morbid curiosity about the afterlife is scaring the children."

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

Success Without Effort

"Of course, the smoke detectors never stop in hell!"

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'