Snarky Reader Gifts

"This book can't be very sophisticated...I understood it right away."

The Snarky District

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

D. H. Lawrence

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

Declutter Your Life

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Art Gallery.

". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

"I suppose I could fake it."

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'I'm determined to get on that ethics committee if I have to bribe or blackmail everyone I know.'

'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'

"Your morbid curiosity about the afterlife is scaring the children."

"...Selected for redundancy due to lengthy and unexplained absence ... blah...blah..."

"No, the guy who had this job before me didn't retire - he escaped."

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

"Of course, the smoke detectors never stop in hell!"

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'