Zany Zodiac Humorist T-Shirts

"I'm a pisces too."

City Zoo: Day Care

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"I don't like space."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Animal Band.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

'What's my fortune then?!

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

'I see London, I see France, I see your big distended scald-red ass.'

Nostrildamus.

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

Time flies when you're having fun.

Acme Crazy Straws

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

"Tough crowd... I suggest you try the hyena club."

Luke Flywalker.

A zebra and a lion taking a selfie

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

Cat Horoscopes: 'You will spend the day curled up on the comfy chair. In the evening expect a treat from your owner for being so good.'

"Isn't it romantic? All those pieces of space-junk, assorted human garbage and spy satellites, twinkling in the night sky."

'Ironically, it was when I was answering the Call of the Wild that I got captured...'

Pick Your Own Cannabis.