Zoo Fans Gifts

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

City Zoo: Day Care

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A mother and baby elephant

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Head over Hooves

Frog in the puddles.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Wolf Karaoke

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"That's mine!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Penguin

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Zoo animals.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Too much monkey business...

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'