Zoo Fan T-Shirts

Rogue elephant

Gobel Giraffe Farm

Giraffe delivers a Happy Birthday!

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"Well, doc...how was the rectal examination?"

City Zoo: Day Care

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A mother and baby elephant

Head over Hooves

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Tallyho!"

Frog in the puddles.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Wolf Karaoke

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Sauce for the Goose

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"That's mine!"

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Penguin

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Zoo Inc. Management Structure