Goat Fans Gifts

'Uh, oh! Even the goats are roped together!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Sauce for the Goose

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

Beware of the Cat.

Rogue elephant

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Happy birthday Darling!

A cow with a Brazilian.

A cow on a drip.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Excellent napkin.'

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."