Goat Fan Gifts

See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Head over Hooves

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Wolf Karaoke

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Sauce for the Goose

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Rogue elephant

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Vincent Van Goat.

'This is a real barnburner.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Happy birthday Darling!