Goat Fan Prints

See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Sauce for the Goose

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Rogue elephant

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Happy birthday Darling!

"I like to stay on top of things."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'