Goat Lover Pillows

'That one must be the dominant male'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Satanic ritual adorable baby goats

"I miss real mountains."

F.Y.I., eating a 40-watt bulb does not make you "enlightened"!

Billy was conflicted and confused.

'Did I ever tell you that I had a TV show idea called 'Super Nanny' years before this one?. . . Except mine was about a crime-fighting goat.'

A goat-herder notices Satan trying to fit in with a herd of goats and sends him off

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'I told you not to put goat's cheese on that trap.'

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

As mountain goats, Carl and Maxine had a great view

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

"I just don't know. . . kids nowadays!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

'Excellent napkin.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'