Goat Yoga Gifts

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Dog yoga

Romantic Giraffes

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Excellent napkin.'

Tangled facing dog...

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'He's a goatee herder.'

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Billy was conflicted and confused.

I lactate, therefore I am.

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.