Goat Guru Gifts

'When the charity recommended 'Giving a goat for Christmas' they meant to the Third World!'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Now, be careful around here Darling, as if the fall doesn't kill you, the crocodiles will..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Edgar Allen Poe

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Vincent Van Goat.

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Animals are smarter than we think!

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Edgar Allan Poe

Life is ghoul

His and Hers Garage

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Acme Flyswatters.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Facial hair continental drift.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'