Goat Guru Mugs

'When the charity recommended 'Giving a goat for Christmas' they meant to the Third World!'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Now, be careful around here Darling, as if the fall doesn't kill you, the crocodiles will..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Edgar Allen Poe

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Vincent Van Goat.

Punkins

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Edgar Allan Poe

His and Hers Garage

Acme Flyswatters.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."