Goat Cheese Guru Mugs

"I understand goat cheese has had it."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

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"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

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'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."