Bovine Yogi Mugs

"Oom..."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Tangled facing dog...

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"Here goes nothing."

Yoga in Heaven

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Pot Needles

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

Is there life after digestion?

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Meditation for dogs

Santa Yoga

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

Meditating on Cacti

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

Ruth had never seen Dr. Evans so at sixes and sevens.

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."