Barnyard Yogi Mugs

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Cock A Doodle

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Dedication to excellence....

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Moo! OOM!

A Cow Striptease

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Ham-Dram

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

Scrooge McCow

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'