Barnyard Yogi Gifts

Yoga - moooooooo.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Cock A Doodle

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

A Cow Striptease

Moo! OOM!

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Ham-Dram

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'This is my mom and dad.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Scrooge McCow

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'