Barnyard Choreographer Gifts

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

Cow Show Tunes

Cow Blue Arrows

Cock A Doodle

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Moo! OOM!

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

Ham-Dram

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Your barn door's open.'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"We need less cowbell!"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'Is it slop yet?'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

'Abandon Sheep.'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Sheep Ballast

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'

"So how do we know if they've got this helium virus?"

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

Cow chewing bubble gum.

Ewe are here.