Barnyard Choreographer Gifts

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

Cow Show Tunes

Cow Blue Arrows

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Cock A Doodle

Moo! OOM!

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Ham-Dram

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Your barn door's open.'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'What's that smell?'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

"We need less cowbell!"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Is it slop yet?'

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

'Abandon Sheep.'

Sheep Ballast

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"So how do we know if they've got this helium virus?"

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

"I hate to say I told you so!"

Cow chewing bubble gum.