Doggie Yogi T-Shirts

Meditation for dogs

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

Man and dog on treadmills.

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Dog Weightlifting

Binary Meditation.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Tangled facing dog...

"The dog wants out again!"

Yoga for dogs

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"Here goes nothing."

'I'm texting my inner child.'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

Santa Yoga

Meditating on Cacti