Doggie Yogi Gifts

Meditation for dogs

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Man and dog on treadmills.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

Dog Weightlifting

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Binary Meditation.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Tangled facing dog...

"The dog wants out again!"

Yoga for dogs

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'I'm texting my inner child.'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

Santa Yoga

Meditating on Cacti

Cat Yoga

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."