Canine Yogi Gifts

Dog yoga

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Romantic Giraffes

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Binary Meditation.

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Dog Weightlifting

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Tangled facing dog...

Yoga for dogs

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Cat yoga

"Good dog!"

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

www.meditation.commm

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

Pot Needles

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

Meditation for dogs

Santa Yoga

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'