Doggy Yogi Gifts

Tangled facing dog...

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

Romantic Giraffes

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

Man and dog on treadmills.

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Binary Meditation.

Dog Weightlifting

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Yoga for dogs

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"Here goes nothing."

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

Meditation for dogs

Santa Yoga

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

Meditating on Cacti

Cat Yoga

"Downward Drool" is ok, but if you want something challenging, try "forward-facing full diaper."