Canine Yogis Gifts

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dog yoga

Romantic Giraffes

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Dog Weightlifting

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Tangled facing dog...

Dog Jogger

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Yoga for dogs

"Here goes nothing."

"Good dog!"

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles

Meditation for dogs

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

Cat Yoga

Black Cat Yoga

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."

'Can I fetch you anything? Huh, can I? Whataya need? A stick? A rock? You name it! I'll be your best buddy! Well? Whataya say?'

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

'I told him to get down.'