Canine Yogi Pillows

Dog yoga

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Romantic Giraffes

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Dog Weightlifting

Binary Meditation.

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Tangled facing dog...

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Yoga for dogs

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"Here goes nothing."

"Good dog!"

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

Cat yoga

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

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"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

Meditation for dogs

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

Santa Yoga