Ironic Yogi T-Shirts

"Complaining empowers us."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga classes door.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Avoid sitting."

"Downward facing dog"

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

Dachshund Yoga

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

Melting Heart Pose

Cat Yoga

Meditating on Cacti

Downward spiralling dog.

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

Today: Hot Yoga.

"Yoga for hangovers"

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

Rabbit Costume

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Guru on cliff reads Cliff Notes