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Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Avoid sitting."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"Downward facing dog"

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Complaining empowers us."

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

Dachshund Yoga

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

It is true, we make our art in the sand, and then it is wiped clean to reflect the impermanence of life. Zen kitties. Litter.

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

Snowperson Yoga

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

Downward spiralling dog.

Cat Yoga

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

Buddhist Burgers: 'Make me one with everything'.

"Yoga for hangovers"

Zen Master Huineng

Today: Hot Yoga.

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Yoga. it's not for everyone.