Humor-loving Yogis T-Shirts

"Sorry - your guru isn't in at the moment, but please leave a message after the tone: Ommmmmmm....."

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Avoid sitting."

"Downward facing dog"

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Complaining empowers us."

Dachshund Yoga

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Snowperson Yoga

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

Santa Yoga

Ruth had never seen Dr. Evans so at sixes and sevens.

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

Cat Yoga

Downward spiralling dog.

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

"Yoga for hangovers"

Today: Hot Yoga.

Rabbit Costume

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.