Awkward Yogi T-Shirts

Melting Heart Pose

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Transcendental Litigation

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Complaining empowers us."

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Snowperson Yoga

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

Meditating on Cacti

Cat Yoga

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

"Then I discovered drinking wine in yoga pants does the job just as well."

"Ohm... Ohm... Tom..."

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

'Hey, I know what -- Let's have an enlightenment telethon!'

"Yoga for hangovers"

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Today: Hot Yoga.

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club

Rabbit Costume

'In addition to 16 cup-holders it comes equipped with four dedicated yoga mat storage areas.'

"We're figuring out how to bottle yoga and overcharge for it."

"We're meant to be doing the tree pose."