Comedic Yoga Novice Gifts

'Hey, I think Yoga's great, but MUST she do that 'downward facing dog' pose?'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"It is my place!"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Yoga To-Do

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

Yoga for beginners,

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

Birthing Ball

Banana Yoga

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"