Yoga Novice Fun Gifts

Tangled facing dog...

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

Yoga To-Do

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Tree Pose To Support

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

Yoga for beginners,

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."