Yoga Newbie Gifts

"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."

"First yoga class?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Yoga To-Do

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

Yoga for beginners,

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'