Yoga Novice Gifts

Yoga for beginners,

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"Downward Drool" is ok, but if you want something challenging, try "forward-facing full diaper."

Man accidently uses 'Book of knots' instead of 'Book of yoga'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"First time pruning?"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Today we learned to count to one.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"It is my place!"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Dummies Books.

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

Yoga To-Do

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."