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Yoga for beginners,

Man accidently uses 'Book of knots' instead of 'Book of yoga'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"First time pruning?"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Today we learned to count to one.

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"It is my place!"

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Yoga To-Do

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."