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"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."

"First yoga class?"

Breathe in. One. Two. Three. Four. Hold it. One. Two. Three. How'd you like it? I'm not sure Yoga's for me. I flunked breathing.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

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My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga classes door.

Yoga.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"It is my place!"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

Yoga To-Do

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

Tree Pose To Support

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

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