Comedic Yoga Novice Pillows

'Hey, I think Yoga's great, but MUST she do that 'downward facing dog' pose?'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga classes door.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Yoga To-Do

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Tree Pose To Support

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

Yoga for beginners,

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

Birthing Ball

Banana Yoga

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."