Urban Yogi Gifts

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

City Marathon.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"It is my place!"

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'At my age, yoga keeps me flexible, so I can still lick myself clean...'

"Mom?"

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

"Thank you."

Weathervanes.

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"Complaining empowers us."

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

Downward Dog

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Melting Heart Pose

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

Cat Yoga

Meditating on Cacti

Yoga on Holiday

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

'I have an idea.'