Urban Yogi Gifts

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

City Marathon.

Yoga classes door.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"It is my place!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'At my age, yoga keeps me flexible, so I can still lick myself clean...'

"Mom?"

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Parkour for the over-40s.

"Thank you."

Weathervanes.

"Complaining empowers us."

Yogi Mayor

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Downward Dog

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

Melting Heart Pose

Cat Yoga

Yoga on Holiday

Meditating on Cacti

Chasing a tennis ball is great, but rolling on a tennis ball really gets rid of the muscle knots.

"Say, Clyde. . . is that a . . . a . . . yoga mat?"

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."