Young Yogi Gifts

'I have an idea.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

Yoga classes door.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Yoga with Baby

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Namastayyy

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"Thank you."

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Tangled facing dog...

"Here goes nothing."

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Downward Dog

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Yoga teacher vs me

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Pot Needles