Baby Yogi Gifts

Yoga with Baby

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'

Tangled facing dog...

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Pot Needles

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

Meditation for dogs

Woman does yoga with a baby.

Ruth had never seen Dr. Evans so at sixes and sevens.

Cat Yoga

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."