Aspiring Yogi Gifts

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"Sandy says she's going to work on her cat-cow. Sounds more like a science experiment than a yoga posture to me."

Yoga teacher vs me

Tangled facing dog...

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'Fitness guru.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"It is my place!"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Yoga To-Do

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

Birthing Ball

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

Banana Yoga

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"