Yoga Aspirant Gifts

'Your first lesson is free.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Dummies Books.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Yoga To-Do

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Tree Pose To Support

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."