Wannabe Yoga Instructor Gifts

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga classes door.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Unguided imagery

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Meditation

So … you do a lot of yoga?

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Showoff"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"It is my place!"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Dummies Books.