Wannabe Yoga Instructor Gifts

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Unguided imagery

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Meditation

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Showoff"

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"It is my place!"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'