Yoga Coach Gifts

'He destroyed his inner balance! ... Get the yoga coach!'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Yoga classes door.

Unguided imagery

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

Meditation

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Showoff"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Fitness guru.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Show off."

Only Clowns

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'