Yoga Coach Mugs

'He destroyed his inner balance! ... Get the yoga coach!'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Meditation

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Show off."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Dude. You seem tense."