Gymnastics Coach Gifts

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Judges using half scorecards for a gymnast who crashed through the floor.

Gymnastic Scores.

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

Teacher teaching beam technique to students, girl with dunces hat and leg cast.

Trail of a trampolinist before he fell.

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

Fitness Course.

The Four Pommel Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The job interview took an odd turn.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

The Victors

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Riding School Chaos

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'He's maturing early.'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'