Gymnastics Coach Gifts

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Judges using half scorecards for a gymnast who crashed through the floor.

Gymnastic Scores.

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

Teacher teaching beam technique to students, girl with dunces hat and leg cast.

Trail of a trampolinist before he fell.

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

Fitness Course.

The Four Pommel Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The job interview took an odd turn.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

The Victors

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Riding School Chaos

'He's maturing early.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

The trim reaper

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.