Swim Coaches Gifts

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Is the water cold?'

Bankside

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

I told you not to swim out to far

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Fishy tail.

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Fitness Course.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"You're overthinking this."

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."