Swim Coaches Prints

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Bankside

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Is the water cold?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I told you not to swim out to far

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Fishy tail.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Fitness Course.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"You're overthinking this."

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."