Synchronized Swimming Coach Gifts

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Bankside

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Is the water cold?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Psychic diving competition.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I told you not to swim out to far

Fishy tail.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"You're overthinking this."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Artist Misses the Point

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Dog swim teams: 'Give me 10 more laps!'