Synchronized Swimming Coach Pillows

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Bankside

'Is the water cold?'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Psychic diving competition.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I told you not to swim out to far

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Fishy tail.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"You're overthinking this."

Artist Misses the Point

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'