Synchronized Swimming Enthusiasts Pillows

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

An abacus swimming pool

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Lapdogs

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

The synchronized shower event.

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Rip Taylor Tide

No petting in the pool!

The dream works when the team works!

'Four million years and an amphibian crammed ashore and developed into homosapiens so I see no point whatsover to go back!'

Motor Channel Crossing.

Bill Shankland

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

Thank you for not drowning.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"