Synchronized Swimming Enthusiasts Gifts

Synchronized swimmers going over a waterfall.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

An abacus swimming pool

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Lapdogs

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

The synchronized shower event.

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Rip Taylor Tide

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

No petting in the pool!

The dream works when the team works!

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

Bill Shankland

'Four million years and an amphibian crammed ashore and developed into homosapiens so I see no point whatsover to go back!'

Motor Channel Crossing.

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

Thank you for not drowning.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"